Dragon Ball Xceed (Dragon Ball mixed with everything AU) Ch.1
The Title: Childrens Card Games and Saiyans Gods from Krypton
Title art: ryuu-sei-oh.deviantart.com/art…
This is not written like normal fan fiction. Whenever someone is talking you will see their name and a colon beside it.
(Example) *Insert characters name*:
Backstory: Oukami Kai, our main character who happens to have been born to a mix of Saiyan and Kryptonian dna raised by Odin the all father of the Norse Gods (Marvel based Odin) and made into an honorary one through gene splicing and shit, goes to a school for protagonists and anyone aiming to be one. He wants to be one so he can role in the big bucks with all the money that gets paid to them for their services. And soon he may get his chance. But not before shenanigans and black magic fuckery of epic proportions happen!
(Character That Appear)
Oukami Kai (Main. The guy in the preview image above the one next to this. Don't let it fool you. He never wears that. For now.)
It was a dark and stormy mundane day at "Screw The Rules We Have Money"(R) Boarding School for protagonists and people aiming to be protagonists our hero is engaged in a heated battle. A battle of cards in a "childrens card game"(R). And Scooby snacks.
*The story begins*
Kai (hero): Alright, so for each monster we destroy the opposing player has to take this English Flail and get a nut shot from it. Sounds fair, right?
Jaden Yuki: ...No. Why the hell would you come up with that!? Not all of us are half Kryptonian half Saiyan Gods raised by Odin the all father!
Kai: ...Well fuck. *dials Cell phone*
Odin: Yes? Hello?
Kai: YOU LIED TO ME DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Odin has temporarily gone into his Odin sleep for obvious reasons*
Jaden: Hello? Can anyone hear me?
Syrus: What? What did you say!?
*5 minutes later*
Kai: That'll teach em to lie about people's origins. Sorta like when dad told me that everyone poops.
Jaden: But everyone does poop...
Kai: NO!!! FUCK THAT! VAMPIRES DON'T POOP! They drink blood so they might pee.
Jaden: But Vampires don't exis... *flashback to season 1 Yugioh GX season 1*. Oh... Never mind.
Syrus: Weren't we gonna duel or something?
Jaden: But he wants to nut shot us all for each monster we lose!
Kai: Fine. Then whoever loses a monster has...to...eat one of these scooby snacks that I stole from the dog that lives next door.
*Meanwhile next door*
Scooby Doo: WHERE RA FUCK ARE MRY ROOBY RACKS!?!?
*Back with our hero*
Kai: So now I throw down a face down(R). And flip summon Total Defense Shogun in attack mode and have him put into defense position. And I'll have him attack your E.Hero Avian. End my turn.
Jaden: I C what you did thar! Stealin one of my catch phrases. I'll avenge myself by bringing back Avian with call of the haunted! And now I'll fuse the fucker with my Bustinatrix and make Flame Wingman! Now I'll juice the guy up with some A grade steroids by attaching Axe Of Despair to em! Now he's gonna rip your Shogun a new asshole!
Kai: And... I activate Enchanted Javelin and Ring Of Destruction and destroy your Wingman.
Jaden: ...Oh, fuck you!
Syrus: Hey does anyone feel like something bad is about to happen?
Jaden/Kai: Like what?
Syrus: Oh I don't know... Like a massive attack on society from villains? One that will lead to a massive mass genocide of epic proportions that not even Pedo-Mecha-Hitler combined with a Mr.Super-Mega-death-Popo(R) could produce? One like the world has never laid it's bare naked eyes upon ever before?
Kai: You're just imagining things. Nothing THAT bad will happen. And besides. I've seen and met Mr. Popo. He ain't a bad guy.
Jaden: But... Isn't he like supposed to be one of the most evil beings on the planet?
Kai: Like I said. Not that bad. Especially if he's chosen to be on this planet and not from some other more easily frightened mesh of a planet that crawls with delightful puppets to instill immense fear into.
*All of a sudden a large crash was heard and blood splattered all over the outside of their dorm rooms window*
To be continued.
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